Thought for the day

Just a couple of thoughts to ponder over the weekend:



Q. Why doesn't someone develop biscuits suitable for cats AND babies?

Q. Does anyone make a change mat with a lead base and full-body harness to counter Breakdancing-baby-with-sh*tty-bottom syndrome?

Q. Why does newspaper taste better than Mummy's carefully and lovingly prepared organic menus?

Answers by email please....